Knoblauch.
Give the worst hitter the most at bats? Makes perfect sense to me
Palmerio was a DH for 400 games, Ortiz has to play there. Rodriguez still counts as a shortstop for his career, so Caminiti would be the thirdbaseman
Needs a centerfielder, too. Gary Mathews Jr is the best choice there. (Had to ask google for that one)